i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.
damn it Radio 2
I just learned a new method for business.
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker