So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
HELP I CANT BREATHE
what’s a motto
nothing what’s a motto with you
This legit just happened on my newsfeed.
We Tumblr ‘losers’ gotta stand up for our own, y’know.
pfft she thinks we reblog cupcakes guys
rebloggin 4 the cupcake because i dont reblog anything without cupcakes!!!
MUST REBLOG ALL THE CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST KILLED THAT SPEECH. @MichelleObama SAID THERE’S TACOS BACKSTAGE. #BALLIN #2TERMZ
Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?
This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.
When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.
thank you sciencey side of tumblr
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
my whole childhood has been a lie.
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit